長壽的祕訣

長壽的祕訣

The secret to a long life

有位醫生注意到一個老太太坐在她家門前。

有位医生注意到一个老太太坐在她家门前。

A doctor noticed an old lady sitting in front of her house.

於是她走上前對她說：「我不禁注意到您看起來好開心！您的祕訣是什麼？」

于是她走上前对她说：「我不禁注意到您看起来好开心！您的秘诀是什么？」

So she walked up to her and said: "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

她說：「我一天抽十支雪茄。」

她说：「我一天抽十支雪茄。」

"I smoke ten cigars a day", she said.

「此外，我每天喝掉一瓶威士忌，只吃速食。」

「此外，我每天喝掉一瓶威士忌，只吃速食。」

"Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of whiskey every day, and eat only fast food."

「而且我完全不運動。」

「而且我完全不运动。」

"And I don't exercise at all."

「實在是太了不起了！請問您幾歲啦？」醫生問道。

「实在是太了不起了！请问您几岁啦？」医生问道。

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?", asked the doctor.

「四十二歲。」她答道。

「四十二岁。」她答道。

"Forty-two", she replied.

For more Chinese texts please sign up here.